TO: Website Visitor
SUBJECT: This Website

Sorry about the mess. I'm not very good at self promotion - my self esteem engine went around the bend years ago and I haven't seen it since. Here's the story; I'm a fat, self deprecating geek who started doing stand-up a few years back and I'm getting pretty good at it. I make people laugh. Come on out to one of my shows and see for yourself. Bring your friends that way you can talk about me behind my back.

Thanks,
Ray Price