If you are a comedy club booker looking for someone original and funny drop me an email.

If you are a college event coordinator, your audience is going to love me. You really should get in touch with me about setting up a show.

If you are trying to setup entertainment for a science fiction convention - Have I got the show for you.

If you are in charge of getting entertainment for a group of gamers or a group of engineers see science fiction convention above.

If you are looking for someone to do a show as part of your NASCAR celebration - well I got 1 or 2 NASCAR jokes I'm pretty sure we can make this work. Let's give it a try.

If you are looking for a new spokesperson for your weight loss system - go f*ck yourself!